{"id":1249,"date":"2021-04-14T06:02:03","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/josie-long-archives-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T06:02:03","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:02:03","slug":"josie-long-archives-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/josie-long-archives-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"Josie Long Archives &#8211; \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2015-09-28T11:16:03+0000\">September 28, 2015<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Free standup! Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"\/>\n<div id=\"attachment_14495\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img class=\"size-full wp-image-14495\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14.jpg\" alt=\"Josie Long by Idil Sukan @ drawhq.com\" width=\"650\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14.jpg 800w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Josie Long by Idil Sukan @ drawhq.com<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>[EDIT: this competition is now closed. Click <a href=\"\/tag\/competition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a> to see if we\u2019re running any open competitions]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hands up who likes standup comedy? Right, everyone without their hand up can get the fuck out, because there&#8217;s nothing better than listening to a funny human&#8217;s stories and thoughts and jokes and that. And there are fewer funnier than <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josielong.com\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Josie Long<\/a><\/strong>, who&#8217;s been smashing it on British telly, the Edinburgh Fringe and countless stages for years now. So if you still have your hands up, put one down and use it scroll down to the bit where <strong>we&#8217;re giving away two pairs of tickets to Josie&#8217;s Berlin show next week<\/strong>. I don&#8217;t know what you should do with that other hand &#8211; maybe make a fist or a peace sign or something.\u270c\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know Josie, check out her awesome &#8220;Romance and Adventure&#8221; show below, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acast.com\/distractionpieces\/josie-long-distraction-pieces-podcast-with-scroobius-pip-14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this appearance<\/a> on one of <a href=\"\/epic-list-of-podcast-recommendations\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">our favourite podcasts<\/a>, Scroobius Pip&#8217;s Distraction Pieces. You can get full details about the two Berlin shows over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1612410405695393\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">on Facebook<\/a>, buy tickets to Friday&#8217;s performance\u00a0via <a href=\"http:\/\/liveinberlin.co\/tickets\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Live in Berlin<\/a>, and win tickets for Thursday below. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/b9WBd_yvrg0?rel=0\" width=\"650\" height=\"366\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW TO WIN 2 X TICKETS FOR JOSIE LONG\u00a0AT GRIESSMUEHLE\u00a0ON 8TH OCTOBER:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do you and a friend want to get your giggle\u00a0on next Thursday? Just answer this question in the comments below:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Who&#8217;s your favourite standup? Include a link to something we can laugh at!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You have until 6pm on Friday 2nd October. Good luck!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Boring Bit (yawn, RULES):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. You must be at least 18 years old to enter.<br \/> 2. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON!<br \/> 3. We will keep a record of each comment in a database and then a random number generator picks the winner.<br \/> 4. Remember to include your full (real) name and email address or we won\u2019t be able to put you on the guestlist!<br \/> 5. 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Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live by James Glazebrook Josie Long by Idil Sukan @ drawhq.com [EDIT: this competition is now closed. Click here to see if we\u2019re running any open competitions] Hands up who likes standup comedy? 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