{"id":1377,"date":"2021-04-14T06:05:16","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/rants-archives-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T06:05:16","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:05:16","slug":"rants-archives-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/rants-archives-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"Rants Archives – \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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February 8, 2015<\/abbr><\/h5>\n
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Berlin Stag Dos and Don’ts<\/a><\/h3>\n

by James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n
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You may know them as stag dos, bucks nights or bachelor parties. We know them as a scourge on Berlin. Every time we fly back from the UK, we share an easyjet with at least one group of “lads” in t-shirts with a crudely drawn cock and balls on the front and a nickname (“TIGHTARSE”) on the back. As with most tourists, true Berliners like ourselves ???? would prefer they stay away altogether. But if you are planning to invade our city to drown yourselves in beer and regret, please make sure to follow our Berlin Stag Dos and Don’ts.<\/p>\n

DO stay out of our way<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rumour has it that the city is considering plans for an easystagvillage somewhere in Brandenburg, accessible by that international airport we might one day have. Of course, this is Berlin, so we expect those 100 acres of brothels and beer flumes to be completed some time in the 22nd Century. Until then, please restrict your movements to between Kreuzberg\u2019s Schlesisches Strasse and the RAW complex in Friedrichshain. Oh, and get the fuck out of the bike lane, Arschloch<\/em>!<\/p>\n