{"id":1694,"date":"2021-04-14T06:13:24","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/august-2013-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-15T07:01:11","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T07:01:11","slug":"august-2013-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/august-2013-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"August 2013 &#8211; \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-26T06:13:12+0000\">August 26, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/music-montag-magic-hands\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Music Montag: Magic Hands<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><img class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"Magic Hands\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7301\/9583754508_44409b78ac_b.jpg\" width=\"650\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>Magic Hands<\/strong> are Alex and Lucy, two Australians who met in a smoky Berlin bar two years ago. Inspired by the <em>Twin Peaks<\/em> soundtrack, traditional music and 808 clap samples with way too much reverb. Naturally, they\u2019re awesome. Check out the video for \u201cGolden Boy\u201d, available for download on the <a href=\"http:\/\/magichands.bandcamp.com\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'http:\/\/magichands.bandcamp.com\/', 'Magic Hands Bandcamp');\" title=\"Magic Hands\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Magic Hands Bandcamp<\/a> and follow them on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/magichandsband\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Facebook<\/a> for updates.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/65546997\" height=\"366\" width=\"650\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/65546997\">MAGIC HANDS \u2013 GOLDEN BOY<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/alexbadham\">AVBadham<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9301 defualt\" post_id=\"9301\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/music-montag-magic-hands\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/music-montag-magic-hands\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/music\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Music<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/magic-hands\/\" rel=\"tag\">Magic Hands<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/music-montag\/\" rel=\"tag\">Music Montag<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/music-montag-magic-hands\/#respond\">leave a comment<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-24T16:29:39+0000\">August 24, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/the-ten-berlinmandments\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">The Ten Berlinmandments \u2014 with GIFs!<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">Guest Blogger<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><em>by Redfern Jon Barrett.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In two weeks\u2019 time I\u2019ll have been in Berlin for three years. I love this city \u2013 though I\u2019m not one for attending trendy \u2018discotheques\u2019 whilst taking \u2018Columbian Baking Soda\u2019, and \u2018[INSERT THIRD TONGUE-IN-CHEEK OUT-OF-TOUCH REFERENCE PEOPLE WILL TAKE AT FACE VALUE]\u2018.<\/p>\n<p>Even so, Berlin is full of interesting, open-minded people, and as a queer-thinking, polyamory-loving, witch-being vegetarian leftist (whose entire identity can be summed up by those five categories), being here is like getting to live in the 19th century if you\u2019re a massive conservative. In short, it\u2019s weirdo Disneyland.<\/p>\n<p>But some things in Berlin can be annoying, and in the spirit of ruthlessly criticising everything I love, I present:<\/p>\n<h2><strong>THE TEN BERLINMANDMENTS<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p><strong>1. THOU SHALT NOT ENDLESSLY DISCUSS HOW GUILTY THOU ART FOR NOT LEARNING GERMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/AT631VU1Fw208\" height=\"240\" width=\"360\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Because really, this only affects you. If you feel bad that you don\u2019t speak more German, go learn German. If you don\u2019t want to, then you can\u2019t feel that bad. Either way, there is now a city-wide ban on discussing how you need to take another Deutschkurs.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty:&nbsp;<\/em><em>having your mind wiped, and your knowledge of English replaced with Turkish. All Germans refuse to learn Turkish.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE ART WHEN THOU HAST NOTHING INTERESTING TO SAY AND THOU IS ALSO REALLY, REALLY BAD AT ART<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/1365RzRN93daCY\" height=\"300\" width=\"400\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t get me wrong, Berlin has some fantastic artists, and I\u2019ve worked with several of them \u2013 there\u2019s a lot of talent in this city, but that talent is concentrated in about 10% of the total number of people actually calling themselves artists. The other 90% are either trust-funders working on a project that will never actually materialise (IT\u2019S ABOUT THE PROCESS), or are trust-funders paying for an overpriced vanity residency which once a year will open their doors for an \u2018exhibition\u2019 whose attempts at insightful social commentary involve a bad drawing of Jesus with an iPod. MIND BLOWN.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: having to justify your stay of execution to a death panel, using only your own works of art as warrant for your continued&nbsp;existence.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. THOU SHALT STAND ON THE FUCKING RIGHT, AND WALK ON THE LEFT, IF THOU WISHES TO USE A FUCKING ESCALATOR IN THE UBAHN\/UNDERGROUND\/METRO\/SUBWAY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/mIkRWHO8PnyNy\" height=\"275\" width=\"200\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Or I will push you down said escalator.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: receiving a poison dart to the neck at the top of an escalator crowded with tourists talking on mobile phones. The antidote is at the bottom.&nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. HONOUR THY LUNGS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/13z9k4zkqmxAwo\" height=\"297\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, I\u2019m currently planning on giving up smoking, and I did give up for five weeks last year, but it\u2019s really hard when everyone\u2019s smoking in a bar, and I just want to smoke socially, like when I\u2019m drinking, but then you find yourself smoking in the day as well, I just wish I could smoke now and then but it doesn\u2019t seem to happen, anyway I\u2019m giving up soon, I just want to enjoy myself a bit more before I do.\u201d \u2013 EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN BERLIN, INCLUDING ME<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: city-wide smoking ban<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE OTHERS\u2019 CLOTHING, IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/uFcNbEr46h9Is\" height=\"248\" width=\"447\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a game in Berlin, called \u2018Let\u2019s Be Fucking Horrible To People Wearing Clothes Different To Ours\u2019 (working title). And everyone is in on it. \u201cLook at that hipster! Haha, fucking hipster, with their hipster clothes! I\u2019m better than you, hipster!\u201d \u2013 \u201cHey, you\u2019re not wearing a stained hoodie with a bad slogan about the evils of capitalism! Are you a tourist? Your clothes look expensive! Fuck off, foreigner!\u201d, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: being forced walk around Kreuzberg in an Armani suit until you\u2019re torn to shreds<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. THOU SHALT WEAR THINE HOLY PROTECTIVE EARMUFFS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/YcmCEw0GPvo6Q\" height=\"213\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thine divine earmuffs shalt protect thee from the angry street rants of born-n\u2019-bred native Berliners, and shield thine delicate ears from their daily abuse.<\/p>\n<p><em>What is wrong with them?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. THOU SHALT DESTROY THE STAG NIGHTS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/N2bM7BPktIEOk\" height=\"213\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>They must not be allowed to dwell in Berlin. If you see a group of drunken men in identical t-shirts, it is your sworn duty as a Berliner to slay them all.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: failure to let a stag night pass unslain shall result in you working as bar staff for a hostel in Mitte, where groups of drunken tourists will make fun of you, mistaking you for German and giving you constant Nazi salutes<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. THOU SHALT NOT FORCE EVERYONE TO DO YOGA OR GO CYCLING, THESE ARE FALSE RELIGIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/WdnfBogoxJ6Gk\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Not everyone likes yoga, and to constantly spread the word of yoga BECAUSE OH MY GOD YOGA PUTS YOU SO IN TOUCH WITH YOUR BODY HOW CAN YOU NOT DO YOGA is to promote idolatrous gods. The same goes for OH MY GOD HOW CAN YOU NOT OWN A BIKE I HAVE A SPARE ONE COME ON A BIKE RIDE WITH ME WHERE YOU\u2019LL BE REALLY SLOW AND I\u2019LL GET ANNOYED AND FRUSTRATED DESPITE THE FACT YOU TOLD ME YOU\u2019RE NO GOOD AT BIKE-RIDING COME ON COME ON BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE AAAAAAAAHHHHHH<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: removal of all yoga-twisting, bike-pedalling limbs<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>9. THOU SHALT NOT QUEUE FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS FOR NO PURPOSE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/AJ2tSMOZyV3bi\" height=\"285\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Berlin will give you enough opportunities to enjoy a good queue. Every trip to a government bureau (there will be&nbsp;<em>many<\/em>), every hospital visit, every time you need to withdraw money from an ATM will involve a long time in a lovely, unending queue. You do not need to add to this experience by queuing for an hour for a kebab, or an ice cream, or for two hours to get into a club, because THERE ARE OTHER KEBABS AND ICE CREAMS AND DARK DANCY DRINKY PLACES, AND YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: you will be forbidden from entering a queue for a period of one year. As every single action you take in Germany involves a trip to the state&nbsp;bureaucracy, you shall die homeless and&nbsp;penniless, without kebabs or ice cream.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>10. THOU SHALT NOT LEAVE THE CITY IN WINTER, WINTER IS YOUR PUNISHMENT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/giphy.com\/embed\/L9rYhZ387asKc\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019M LOOKING AT YOU, EVERY SINGLE SPANISH PERSON. WINTER IS THE PENALTY FOR ENJOYING BERLIN IN SUMMER. FROZEN BEARDS AND RED-RAW SKIN ARE REMINDERS THAT YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.<\/p>\n<p><em>Penalty: the city walls shall be closed to you forever, and you shall be forced to make a living dancing for pennies in Potsdam<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Go forth, my children, and share the wisdom your Berlingod has gifted you! For thine are the canals, the Sternberg and the G\u00f6rli, forever and ever.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Berlinfern<\/p>\n<p><em>A manic giant with a PhD in queer literature, Redfern writes about polyamory, witchcraft, and science fiction. His weird novel Forget Yourself is available on Amazon. Read more at <a href=\"http:\/\/redjon.com\/\">redjon.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9342 defualt\" post_id=\"9342\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/the-ten-berlinmandments\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/the-ten-berlinmandments\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/opinions\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Opinions<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/gif\/\" rel=\"tag\">GIF<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/the-ten-berlinmandments\/#comments\">14 comments<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-21T12:41:50+0000\">August 21, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/uberlin-does-portugal-beaches\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u00fcberlin does Portugal: Beaches<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">Zo\u00eb Noble<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><strong>Portugal<\/strong> has the most beautiful beaches we\u2019ve ever seen. Drive or cycle further afield than the crowded, chatty seaside towns of Estoril or Cascais, and you have your pick of quiet bays of calm, crystal clear waters and&nbsp;windswept surfer\u2019s paradises. Here\u2019s a selection of our favourite sun\/sea\/sand snaps from our&nbsp;<a href=\"\/tag\/portugal\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/tag\/portugal\/', 'recent trip to Portugal');\" title=\"Portugal\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">recent trip to Portugal<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Praia do Guincho<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-155-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9311\" alt=\"Portugal Praia do Guincho Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-155-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-155-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-155-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-158-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9312\" alt=\"Portugal Praia do Guincho Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-158-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-158-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-158-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-164-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9313\" alt=\"Portugal Praia do Guincho Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-164-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-164-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-164-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-171-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9314\" alt=\"Portugal Praia do Guincho Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-171-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-171-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-171-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Portinho da Arr\u00e1bida<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-062-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9315\" alt=\"Portugal Porthino Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-062-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-062-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-062-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-065-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9317\" alt=\"20130717-Noble-Portugal-065-650px\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-065-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-065-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-065-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-063-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9316\" alt=\"20130717-Noble-Portugal-063-650px\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-063-650px.jpg\" width=\"649\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-063-650px.jpg 649w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-063-650px-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 649px) 100vw, 649px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aldeia do&nbsp;Meco<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-127-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9320\" alt=\"Portugal Meco Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-127-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-127-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-127-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-121-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9318\" alt=\"Portugal Meco Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-121-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-121-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-121-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-125-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9319\" alt=\"Portugal Meco Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-125-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-125-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-125-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-135-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9321\" alt=\"Portugal Meco Beach\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-135-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-135-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-135-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Photos by&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ZoeNoblePhotography\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ZoeNoblePhotography', 'Zo\u00eb Noble Photography');\" title=\"Zo\u00eb Noble Photography\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zo\u00eb Noble Photography<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9304 defualt\" post_id=\"9304\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/uberlin-does-portugal-beaches\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/uberlin-does-portugal-beaches\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/travel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Travel<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/portugal\/\" rel=\"tag\">Portugal<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/uberlin-does-portugal-beaches\/#comments\">6 comments<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-18T18:30:28+0000\">August 18, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/wir-sind-hier\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Wir Sind Hier: The Art of Noise<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><img class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com\/originals\/2e\/98\/ab\/2e98ab798f530a10531e69221ae9d259.jpg\" width=\"650\"><\/p>\n<p>Composer <strong>FM Einheit<\/strong>, an ex-member of the legendary Berlin industrial band&nbsp;<a href=\"\/tag\/einsturzende-neubauten\/\" rel=\"tag\">Einst\u00fcrzende Neubauten<\/a>, has launched an artistic experiment that will open the&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.aec.at\/prix\/en\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ars Electronica Festival<\/a> in Linz, Austria.&nbsp;<strong>WIR SIND HIER&nbsp;<\/strong>draws on user participation, inviting&nbsp;anyone to have their say&nbsp;and submit content via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">project\u2019s website<\/a>, and&nbsp;become an active part of the live multimedia performance.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re particularly interested in the&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/sound-of-destruction\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sounds of Destruction<\/a> action, which aims to explore the sounds of censorship and the destruction of culture. Users can upload recordings of their ideas of cultural destruction to <a href=\"\/tag\/soundcloud\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">SoundCloud<\/a>, and FM Einheit will integrate these into the live performance of WIR SIND HIER. So far, so noisy ????<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"100%\" height=\"300\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Fgroups%2F127212&amp;color=000000&amp;auto_play=false&amp;show_artwork=true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Other interesting-sounding strands of the project include a massive <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/user-generated-choir\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">digital protest choir<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/occupy-history\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Occupy History<\/a> \u2013 in which users \u201cremix\u201d history using Vine \u2013 and an ambitious attempt to create a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/collective-sculpture\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">crowdsourced sculpture<\/a>. To take part in this brilliant Berlin-based project, check out the&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wir-sind-hier.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">WIR SIND HIER website<\/a> now.<\/p>\n<p><img class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/originals\/7e\/02\/43\/7e0243e1cd0cad485707995ffd28512d.jpg\" width=\"650\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9288 defualt\" post_id=\"9288\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/wir-sind-hier\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/wir-sind-hier\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/music\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Music<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/einsturzende-neubauten\/\" rel=\"tag\">Einst\u00fcrzende Neubauten<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/fm-einheit\/\" rel=\"tag\">FM Einheit<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/wir-sind-hier\/\" rel=\"tag\">Wir Sind Hier<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/wir-sind-hier\/#comments\">3 comments<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-14T18:52:56+0000\">August 14, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/chapel-of-bones-evora\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">\u00fcberlin does Portugal: Chapel of Bones, \u00c9vora<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\">We\u2019re such goths. Who else would spend a day of their holiday in <a href=\"\/tag\/lisbon\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/tag\/lisbon', 'Lisbon');\" title=\"Lisbon on \u00fcberlin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lisbon<\/a> on a three hour round trip to see a chapel covered in skulls? The <strong>Capela dos Ossos<\/strong> (Chapel of Bones) in \u00c9vora, central <a href=\"\/tag\/portugal\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/tag\/portugal\/', 'Portugal');\" title=\"Portugal on \u00fcberlin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Portugal<\/a>, was built by Franciscan monks in the 17th century as a <em>memento mori<\/em>, an enduring reminder of their and subsequent visitors\u2019 mortality. They lined the small room in the Church of S\u00e3o Francisco with 5,000 people\u2019s skulls and bones, hanging the desiccated corpses of an unnamed adult and child for extra brutality. The builder\u2019s bodies are buried here, slain by Napoleon\u2019s invading army, and the entrance to this wonderfully macabre tourist attraction is marked with the extra-epic phrase, <em>N\u00f3s ossos que aqui estamos pelos vossos esperamos<\/em> \u2013 \u201cwe, the bones that are here, await yours.\u201d Props to the visitor who turned up in a Yeah Yeah Yeahs \u201cShow Your Bones\u201d t-shirt!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-102-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9248\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-102-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-102-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-102-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-084-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9242\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-084-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-084-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-084-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-089-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9244\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-089-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-089-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-089-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-086-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9243\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-086-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-086-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-086-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-094-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9246\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-094-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-094-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-094-650px-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-099-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9247\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-099-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-099-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-099-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-093-650px.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-9245\" alt=\"Portugal Chapel of Bones\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-093-650px.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"975\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-093-650px.jpg 650w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/20130717-Noble-Portugal-093-650px-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Photos by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ZoeNoblePhotography\">Zo\u00eb Noble Photography<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9144 defualt\" post_id=\"9144\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/chapel-of-bones-evora\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/chapel-of-bones-evora\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/travel\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Travel<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/chapel-of-bones\/\" rel=\"tag\">Chapel of Bones<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/evora\/\" rel=\"tag\">\u00c9vora<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/portugal\/\" rel=\"tag\">Portugal<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/chapel-of-bones-evora\/#comments\">4 comments<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-13T19:33:10+0000\">August 13, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/creatures-mirror-mirror\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">CREATURES: Mirror Mirror<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><img class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.staticflickr.com\/5542\/9505251058_4149444ea3_o.jpg\" width=\"650\"><\/p>\n<p>With so much great music popping off in Berlin, I sometimes struggle to find the words to do justice to it all. Luckily the press blurb that accompanied this video from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/CreaturesBerlin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>CREATURES <\/strong><\/a>actually (for once) nailed it, with this quote from&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/wolfauftausendplateaus.de\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Wolf Auf Tausend Plateaus<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Luke Troynar (the creator of Creatures) declines to be a singer songwriter. His ambient soundscapes, sweet voice and disarmingly potent lyrics create an enchanting paradox where nothing is as sweet as it sounds\u2026 one of Berlin\u2019s most interesting emerging voices.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At the risk of being in total dereliction of my duties as a \u201cjournalist\u201d, I\u2019m going to simply point out that if you like the sound of&nbsp;<em>that<\/em>, you should listen to&nbsp;<em>this<\/em>: CREATURES\u2019 brooding \u201cMirror Mirror\u201d. While not quintessential \u201cBerlin music\u201d, I fancy I can hear trace amounts of stale drugs in Troynar\u2019s system as he crawls across the electronic comedown of another lost weekend. Or maybe I\u2019m projecting. Maybe CREATURES is actually the work of another driven, brave, Berlin-based \u201csinger songwriter\u201d whose music is a million miles from the sandle-wearers who spoiled that phrase forever. Whatever it is, I\u2019m into it.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TrxHvXBmCG8\" height=\"366\" width=\"650\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><em>CREATURES play live at English Theatre Berlin this Friday, 16th August \u2013 buy tickets from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.etberlin.de\/production\/creatures-with-opening-act-tristan-brusch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">etberlin.de<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9249 defualt\" post_id=\"9249\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/creatures-mirror-mirror\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/creatures-mirror-mirror\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/music\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Music<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/creatures\/\" rel=\"tag\">CREATURES<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/creatures-mirror-mirror\/#comments\">1 comment<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"post hentry\">\n<h5 class=\"postDate\"><abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2013-08-12T06:35:08+0000\">August 12, 2013<\/abbr><\/h5>\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\"><a href=\"\/metal-montag-war-from-a-harlots-mouth\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Metal Montag: War From A Harlots Mouth<\/a><\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\"><img class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-ash3\/944763_10151694707026893_1081951506_n.jpg\" width=\"650\"><br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wfahm\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', 'https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wfahm', 'War From A Harlots Mouth');\" title=\"War From A Harlots Mouth\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">War From A Harlots Mouth<\/a><\/strong> pitch themselves as \u201cExtreme Math Metal Mayhem from Berlin, Germany\u201d, which is a description that\u2019s hard to argue with. Aside from&nbsp;<a href=\"\/tag\/the-ocean\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/tag\/the-ocean\/', 'The Ocean');\" title=\"The Ocean\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Ocean<\/a>, they\u2019re probably the best known Berlin <a href=\"\/tag\/metal\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/tag\/metal', 'metal');\" title=\"metal on \u00fcberlin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">metal<\/a> band, having supported&nbsp;<a href=\"\/metal-montag-lamb-of-god\/\" onclick=\"__gaTracker('send', 'event', 'outbound-article', '\/metal-montag-lamb-of-god\/', 'Lamb of God');\" title=\"Lamb of God on \u00fcberlin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lamb of God<\/a> on their recent German dates. If you like your brutality technical and mathematically precise, this one\u2019s for you.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/60449666\" height=\"366\" width=\"650\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/60449666\">War From A Harlots Mouth \u2013 Vertigo (Official Video)<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/ambitiousfilms\">ambitious.films<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-9239 defualt\" post_id=\"9239\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/metal-montag-war-from-a-harlots-mouth\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\">        <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/metal-montag-war-from-a-harlots-mouth\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postMetaCategory\">Category: <a href=\"\/category\/music\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Music<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"postMetaTag\">Tags: <a href=\"\/tag\/metal\/\" rel=\"tag\">Metal<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/music-montag\/\" rel=\"tag\">Music Montag<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/war-from-a-harlots-mouth\/\" rel=\"tag\">War From A Harlots Mouth<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"comments\">                                 <a href=\"\/metal-montag-war-from-a-harlots-mouth\/#respond\">leave a comment<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"pageNav\">\n<div class=\"prev\"><a href=\"\/2013\/08\/page\/2\/\">\u00ab<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"next\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>August 26, 2013 Music Montag: Magic Hands by James Glazebrook Magic Hands are Alex and Lucy, two Australians who met in a smoky Berlin bar two years ago. Inspired by the Twin Peaks soundtrack, traditional music and 808 clap samples with way too much reverb. Naturally, they\u2019re awesome. Check out the video for \u201cGolden Boy\u201d, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3249,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions\/3249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}