{"id":1787,"date":"2021-04-14T06:15:40","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/july-8-2015-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T06:15:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:15:40","slug":"july-8-2015-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/july-8-2015-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"July 8, 2015 – \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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July 8, 2015<\/abbr><\/h5>\n
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Berlintercourse: An orgy to remember<\/a><\/h3>\n

by Guest Blogger<\/span><\/h4>\n
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A theme that always comes up when I discuss my latest sexcapades with my flatmate is the fact that, no matter what kind of crazy situation I have just experienced, a crazier one will follow. I often find myself thinking, \u201dThis is it. It can. Not. Possibly. Get any more extreme.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

And\u00a0then it does.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Having had threesomes, tried out suspension bondage<\/a> and attended a sex party<\/a>, I was wondering how I could possibly add more notches to my bedpost. That is, until I received a Facebook message from one of the organisers of the sex party, asking if I wanted to attend a \u201ccrazy bisexual orgy\u201d taking place in a hotel suite a few days later.<\/p>\n

No need to guess what my answer was. As always, my first concern was the dress code, especially after I found out that we would all be attending dinner at this fancy restaurant before heading back to the hotel.<\/p>\n

On the big day, I hurried down the stairs at work as soon as the clock struck 6pm. Chugging a much-needed beer on my way home, I jumped in the shower to get ready for the evening. After a quick wardrobe check, I ended up settling on a long 90s black dress I had found at Humana, paired with faux pony-fur platform sandals and a baseball bomber jacket. Casual chic, I thought, not entirely sure of my outfit choice.<\/p>\n

Thankfully I ran into\u00a0a foreign tourist in the U-Bahn, who, upon seeing me looking at my reflection, told me I looked really pretty and didn’t need to check any mirrors. He asked me for bar recommendations and I couldn’t repress a smile when he asked about my plans for the evening. \u201cOh nothing much, just meeting some friends.\u201d<\/p>\n

I was the last guest to join the table in the backyard of a Mitte restaurant. (Not the cool part of Mitte; the boring fancy part.) All eyes were on me as I greeted the couple I knew and was introduced to the other participants.<\/p>\n

I soon realised that we were basically three couples and me. Fine. The men were considerably older, which kind of worried me, but at least the women were cute. Almost all of them were Russian. Journalists, writers and entrepreneurs – no doubt part of some sort of free-thinking, free-loving, travelling elite.<\/strong><\/p>\n

They were certainly very interesting human beings, and I enjoyed listening to their stories of going to the opera on LSD and driving across\u00a0Europe on motorcycles. Most of them were divorced and had children, making me feel like a little like a child at the grown-up\u2019s table.<\/p>\n

As dinner was served, our conversation switched to opinions\u00a0on Berlin\u2019s various sex clubs. I listened, occasionally answering questions, unable to shake the thought that I was about to experience something my mind couldn’t have fathomed just a few months ago.<\/p>\n

Once everyone had finished eating, one of the guests paid for our meal and announced that we would be making our way to the hotel.<\/p>\n

We walked for a few minutes while I talked to this Russian journalist. He was older than my parents and very sweet. His arms were covered with several large tattoos, which I asked about after we’d talked about mine.<\/p>\n

\u201cLet me tell you the one thing I’ve learned about tattoos,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n

\u201cGrowing up, my mother always told me there were three rules she wanted me to follow. One of them was: do not get tattoos, for they will stick with you for all of your life. As you can already tell, I didn’t really respect this one. She passed away several years ago but I still think about her very often. Actually, I was lying on the beach last month and looked at my own tattoos, which reminded me of her rules. And I thought, ‘You know what, Mom? All of your life is really not that long.’\u201d<\/p>\n

I was deeply moved by these words of wisdom coming from a 60-year-old man, and decided that whatever was about to happen, the evening had already been worth experiencing.<\/p>\n

Arriving at our suite, the host started putting together an incredible cheese platter and serving glasses of insanely delicious Italian red wine. The guy who’d invited me had already asked whether I was into drugs, so I was expecting more of a \u201cpick me up\u201d before getting naked but, to my surprise, everyone started making out before I could take my first sip of wine.<\/p>\n

Since I was absolutely not attracted to any of the participating men, I was working on ways to refuse their advances. Thankfully, this really hot Russian girl started kissing me, keeping me busy while the others were at it themselves. We had sex while her boyfriend watched, leaving me to spend the rest of the evening sipping wine and smoking cigarettes half naked on the suite’s balcony, occasionally going back inside to see what was happening.<\/p>\n

I never considered myself much of a voyeur, but I found it easy to witness what was going on. Girl-on-girl-on-boy-on-girl-on-boy-on-boy, basically. A string of naked bodies spread over the suite’s living room and bedroom. Heavy breathing, the occasional burst of laughter. Random enquiries along the lines of private parts smelling like cheese \u2013 there was a cheese platter, remember.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I decided to take care of the soundtrack, occasionally interrupting our host mid-sex to ask him to unlock his iPad, which for some reason was absolutely no big deal.<\/p>\n

I stepped out to get more cigarettes and ended up entering a tacky nightclub to use their vending machine. I was buying three packs, which confused the people standing in line behind me. \u201cIt worked, no need to put more money in! Look, your cigarettes are right here.\u201d I briefly considered telling them it wasn’t my fault – I was buying smokes for a whole orgy – before leaving the club and getting back to the hotel.<\/p>\n

By then things were coming to an end, and we all chatted some more before the organiser’s girlfriend announced that she wanted to go to sleep. I quickly got dressed and suddenly was standing on the street, feeling slightly dizzy from this oh-so-weird evening.<\/p>\n

I bought myself a beer and entered the U-Bahn, which I left again to change directions after deciding some dancing was in order. I had a sip, sighed with satisfaction and smiled about the fact that none of the other passengers had any idea what I had just been up to.<\/p>\n

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