{"id":1888,"date":"2021-04-14T06:18:27","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/berlintercourse-the-gif-guide-to-sex-party-etiquette-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T08:18:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T08:18:12","slug":"berlintercourse-the-gif-guide-to-sex-party-etiquette-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/berlintercourse-the-gif-guide-to-sex-party-etiquette-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"Berlintercourse: The GIF Guide to Sex Party Etiquette – \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Berlintercourse: The GIF Guide to Sex Party Etiquette<\/h3>\n

by Guest Blogger<\/span><\/h4>\n
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My first trip to a sex club was about five years ago. I had come to spend yet another weekend visiting a dear high school friend living in Berlin and, on a whim, we decided to go to KitKat<\/a>. The bouncers let us in after first telling us to remove some of our clothes, and my friend happily obliged, keeping nothing but her panties on. I took off my dress and entered the club wearing just a jacket and my underwear.<\/p>\n

The rest of the evening is kind of a blur, but I vividly remember enjoying the fact that we were able to dance wearing close to nothing without any creeps following us around. Which brings us to the first \u2013 and maybe most important \u2013 lesson:<\/p>\n

Sex clubs are meant to be safe spaces, so if you visit one, please make sure you help it stay that way.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Having been a guest at several sex parties now, some at pretty tame yet fun nights like GEGEN<\/a> and some more adventurous ones where almost everyone ended up getting some, I have come to realise that there are a few things you should know before getting involved. To help out my fellow sexplorers, here is what I have learned so far:<\/p>\n

1. RESPECT THE RULES<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"\u201cAlles kann, nichts muss\u201d, as the Germans say. What this means is that the fact you are attending a sex party does not necessarily mean that you\u2019ll end up having wild group sex on the dancefloor. Only if you feel like it and only if the party allows it. While many people probably assume that sex clubs are places where everything is allowed, this couldn\u2019t be further from the truth.<\/p>\n

During the sex party I attended a few months back<\/a>, a significant portion of the evening was dedicated to reciting the event\u2019s rules, and it was made very clear that whoever ignored them would be shown to the door in no time. At this particular party, voyeurism was not welcome \u2013 but this isn\u2019t always the case, so make sure you know about the event\u2019s specifics before you misbehave. You will usually find that information on the club\u2019s website but don\u2019t hesitate to reach out to the organisers via email if you have any doubts.<\/p>\n

2. SPEAK UP<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"If you are attending a sex event, know that there is no place for politeness. What I mean is that if a situation is bothering you, you should not say so. I have been hesitant myself, but being straightforward is a must, so if you are afraid of making your move, ask someone to do the dirty work for you.<\/p>\n

Once in the dark rooms of Ficken 3000, I realised that someone was watching in a very creepy way that I did not feel comfortable with. I ended up asking a friend to tell him, and the lurker was gone within a couple of seconds. As with most things in life, problems are usually solved more quickly if you deal with them directly instead of allowing them to linger on.<\/p>\n

3. BE CONSIDERATE<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Every time I engaged in or witnessed threesomes or group sex, I remember being amazed at the level of consideration couples gave to each other. Much to my surprise, I found that couples that engage in this kind of activity seem to have more balanced and healthier relationships, at least from the outside. They\u2019re the kind of people who will outright say when they are not comfortable with a situation instead of sulking or making a scene. And the other person will take the criticism just fine.<\/p>\n

What I learned is that, while you should obviously focus on enjoying yourself, you should always keep an eye on other people\u2019s wellbeing. This is especially true if you decide to engage in sexual endeavours with your significant other: the experience will only be truly rewarding for you both if you make sure you are not being selfish or making your partner uncomfortable.<\/p>\n

4. DRESS APPROPRIATELY<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"On a more shallow note, don\u2019t forget that there is nothing worse than attending an event and feeling like your outfit isn\u2019t quite right. In fact, dressing up is a great part of the fun.<\/p>\n

Find out whether there is a dress code beforehand, don\u2019t keep all of your clothes on if nobody else is doing so, and don\u2019t stare at people whose sartorial choices are more daring than yours.<\/p>\n

When in doubt, remember that this is Berlin and wear black. My go-to outfit is a black bra and black thong, but you could just wear nothing and make Germany proud.<\/p>\n

5. DON\u2019T JUDGE<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Brace yourself for the fact that you will probably witness a few situations you never expected to. I have seen things that would normally qualify as crazy, such as grown men wearing diapers or a girl holding a knife ridiculously close to a guy\u2019s penis and occasionally poking it.<\/p>\n

I did a double take because I was curious, but in the end remembered that everyone has their own dark side and that other people\u2019s should be, at most, considered with a shrug. Try to remember that sex has a lot to do with people allowing themselves to be vulnerable and allowing others into their personal space.<\/p>\n

6. BE BOLD<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Embrace the fact that this is your chance to try out new things. Most people who attend sex parties on the reg are ready to be your guide if you need them to.<\/p>\n

Asking for advice will never be frowned upon and, just as with any regular party, people are usually open to taking new playmates under their wing. If you\u2019re feeling unsure, just look at the way others are behaving and adjust \u2013 be emotionally intelligent and empathetic and people will welcome you with open arms.<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t believe me? The day after the sex party I went to, I was invited to have dinner with some of the organisers, before heading to a BDSM play party in the evening. That was the night I tried suspension bondage for the very first time, and it was quite the experience. I was incredibly glad to have more seasoned BDSMers around, as they took care of me and shared their precious advice along the way.<\/p>\n

7. DON\u2019T GET TOO WASTED<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"While it\u2019s totally fine to be buzzed at \u201centry level\u201d parties where most sexual acts happen in dark rooms or other dedicated areas, you don\u2019t want to make a fool of yourself while other people are trying to get busy.<\/p>\n

I did get pretty, ahem, tipsy during the first sex party I attended, and even though I mostly just ended up dancing and chatting everyone up, I regretted being that person when I woke up the next day. Oh well, it wasn\u2019t my idea to bring all that vodka!<\/p>\n

8. USE CONDOMS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"Bring condoms with you (even if you are a girl), but also know that you will always be able to get some for free at the bar \u2013 this also applies to Berghain<\/a>, by the way.<\/p>\n

While it can be cute to wake up with a few misplaced love bites the next day because they make for good stories, you don\u2019t want to spend it running from the pharmacy to the STD clinic. Also, nothing says \u201cI don\u2019t respect you\u201d like not caring about this kind of thing. Try to remember what queen Aretha was demanding back in the sixties.<\/p>\n

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In short, have fun, be open-minded, pay attention to what is happening around you, and you will have a blast! I will soon dedicate another column to my favourite sex parties to help you choose the one on which to try out all these tips \u2013 watch this space ????<\/p>\n

GIFs sourced by @p_a_p_i_<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

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