{"id":1990,"date":"2021-04-14T06:21:04","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T06:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live-uberlin\/"},"modified":"2021-04-15T05:24:45","modified_gmt":"2021-04-15T05:24:45","slug":"free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live-uberlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uberlin.co.uk\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live-uberlin\/","title":{"rendered":"Free standup! Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live &#8211; \u00fcberlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"post single hentry\">\n<div class=\"postContent\">\n<h3 class=\"entry-title\">Free standup! Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live<\/h3>\n<h4 class=\"vcard author\">by <span class=\"fn\">James Glazebrook<\/span><\/h4>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p id=\"top\">\n<div id=\"attachment_14495\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img class=\"size-full wp-image-14495\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14.jpg\" alt=\"Josie Long by Idil Sukan @ drawhq.com\" width=\"650\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14.jpg 800w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/www.josielong.com14-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Josie Long by Idil Sukan @ drawhq.com<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>[EDIT: this competition is now closed. Click <a href=\"\/tag\/competition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a> to see if we\u2019re running any open competitions]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hands up who likes standup comedy? Right, everyone without their hand up can get the fuck out, because there\u2019s nothing better than listening to a funny human\u2019s stories and thoughts and jokes and that. And there are fewer funnier than <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.josielong.com\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Josie Long<\/a><\/strong>, who\u2019s been smashing it on British telly, the Edinburgh Fringe and countless stages for years now. So if you still have your hands up, put one down and use it scroll down to the bit where <strong>we\u2019re giving away two pairs of tickets to Josie\u2019s Berlin show next week<\/strong>. I don\u2019t know what you should do with that other hand \u2013 maybe make a fist or a peace sign or something.\u270c\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t know Josie, check out her awesome \u201cRomance and Adventure\u201d show below, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.acast.com\/distractionpieces\/josie-long-distraction-pieces-podcast-with-scroobius-pip-14\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this appearance<\/a> on one of <a href=\"\/epic-list-of-podcast-recommendations\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">our favourite podcasts<\/a>, Scroobius Pip\u2019s Distraction Pieces. You can get full details about the two Berlin shows over <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/events\/1612410405695393\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">on Facebook<\/a>, buy tickets to Friday\u2019s performance&nbsp;via <a href=\"http:\/\/liveinberlin.co\/tickets\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Live in Berlin<\/a>, and win tickets for Thursday below. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/b9WBd_yvrg0?rel=0\" width=\"650\" height=\"366\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW TO WIN 2 X TICKETS FOR JOSIE LONG&nbsp;AT GRIESSMUEHLE&nbsp;ON 8TH OCTOBER:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do you and a friend want to get your giggle&nbsp;on next Thursday? Just answer this question in the comments below:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Who\u2019s your favourite standup? Include a link to something we can laugh at!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You have until 6pm on Friday 2nd October. Good luck!<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Boring Bit (yawn, RULES):<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. You must be at least 18 years old to enter.<br \/>\n2. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON!<br \/>\n3. We will keep a record of each comment in a database and then a random number generator picks the winner.<br \/>\n4. Remember to include your full (real) name and email address or we won\u2019t be able to put you on the guestlist!<br \/>\n5. We will notify the winners via email.<\/p>\n<div class=\"ssb-share ssb-share-14493 defualt\" post_id=\"14493\">\n<div class=\"defualt-button-fb\"> <iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.uberlin.co.uk\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/&amp;width&amp;layout=button_count&amp;action=like&amp;show_faces=false&amp;share=false&amp;height=21&amp;appId=743541755673761\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; height:21px;\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<div class=\"defualt-button-twitter\"> \t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"postMeta\">\n<div class=\"postDate\"><span>Published:<\/span> <abbr class=\"published\" title=\"2015-09-28T11:16:03+0000\"><a href=\"\/2015\/09\/28\/\">September 28, 2015<\/a><\/abbr><\/div>\n<div class=\"categories\"><span>Filed Under:<\/span> <a href=\"\/category-opinions\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Opinions<\/a><\/div>\n<p><span>Tags:<\/span> <a href=\"\/tag\/comedy\/\" rel=\"tag\">comedy<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/competition\/\" rel=\"tag\">Competition<\/a> : <a href=\"\/tag\/josie-long\/\" rel=\"tag\">Josie Long<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- You can start editing here. <!-- --><\/p>\n<div id=\"comments\">\n<h3 id=\"comments\">6 Responses to \u201cFree standup! Win a pair of tickets for Josie Long live\u201d<\/h3>\n<div class=\"navigation\">\n<div class=\"alignleft\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"alignright\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<ol class=\"commentlist\">\n<li class=\"comment even thread-even depth-1\" id=\"comment-114391\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114391\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/82323fbe91918cea9d6025730813835d?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/82323fbe91918cea9d6025730813835d?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">Lauren Hart<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114391\"> \t\t\tOctober 1, 2015 at 4:32 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/Vt8aAy_8Ub4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/Vt8aAy_8Ub4<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114391#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114391&quot;, &quot;114391&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to Lauren Hart\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/p>\n<li class=\"comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1\" id=\"comment-114379\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114379\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16ae3b818571cd64d43eaaae3119c2ae?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/1.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16ae3b818571cd64d43eaaae3119c2ae?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">Sarah Brendela<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114379\"> \t\t\tOctober 1, 2015 at 1:14 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p>I try\u2019d to Post it into the Comments in the FreeTicketsWinPage, BUT it was Not Working ???? so i Post it Here and will try it later again! \u2014&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;3 &lt;3<\/p>\n<p>???? <a href=\"https:\/\/volkerstruebing.wordpress.com\/klos-und-spinne\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/volkerstruebing.wordpress.com\/klos-und-spinne\/<\/a> (y)<\/p>\n<p>Mit Besten Gr\u00fc\u00dfen von\u2014&gt;<\/p>\n<p>!!! Sarah Brendela !!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114379#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114379&quot;, &quot;114379&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to Sarah Brendela\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/p>\n<li class=\"comment even thread-even depth-1\" id=\"comment-114319\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114319\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/1.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a60e147dae749e1bbc5e407db8e0acc8?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/1.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a60e147dae749e1bbc5e407db8e0acc8?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">Niamh Murphy<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114319\"> \t\t\tSeptember 30, 2015 at 12:48 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Dara o briain for sure.  toothologist haha<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=uRqB5-egs1s\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/m.youtube.com\/watch?v=uRqB5-egs1s<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114319#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114319&quot;, &quot;114319&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to Niamh Murphy\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/p>\n<li class=\"comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1\" id=\"comment-114230\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114230\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fd8197e27694e67bb41f715aa5841030?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fd8197e27694e67bb41f715aa5841030?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">phil<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114230\"> \t\t\tSeptember 28, 2015 at 2:53 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p>how about some Nina Conti?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rMELCDz_3w4\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rMELCDz_3w4<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114230#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114230&quot;, &quot;114230&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to phil\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/p>\n<li class=\"comment even thread-even depth-1\" id=\"comment-114226\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114226\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5e6563a49e8733a4da14c728af90ce04?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/2.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5e6563a49e8733a4da14c728af90ce04?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">Matt Hanley<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114226\"> \t\t\tSeptember 28, 2015 at 1:38 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Vic &amp; Bob (with Matt Lucas). To this day, I have absolutely no idea why this cracks me up. It makes absolutely no sense at all, but it probably my favourite comedy moment.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XRN-5XQy3FU\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XRN-5XQy3FU<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114226#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114226&quot;, &quot;114226&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to Matt Hanley\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/p>\n<li class=\"comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1\" id=\"comment-114223\">\n<div id=\"div-comment-114223\" class=\"comment-body\">\n<div class=\"comment-author vcard\"> \t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/31adc4a01309ae07352cea4c4cf4db19?s=48&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g\" srcset=\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/31adc4a01309ae07352cea4c4cf4db19?s=96&amp;d=mm&amp;r=g 2x\" class=\"avatar avatar-48 photo\" height=\"48\" width=\"48\">\t\t\t<cite class=\"fn\">Garret O&#8217;Connell<\/cite> <span class=\"says\">says:<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"comment-meta commentmetadata\"><a href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#comment-114223\"> \t\t\tSeptember 28, 2015 at 1:27 pm<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Best standup: David O\u2019Doherty<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/programmes\/p0332qnv\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/programmes\/p0332qnv<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"reply\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/?replytocom=114223#respond\" onclick=\"return addComment.moveForm( &quot;div-comment-114223&quot;, &quot;114223&quot;, &quot;respond&quot;, &quot;14493&quot; )\" aria-label=\"Reply to Garret O'Connell\">Reply<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<p><!-- #comment-## <!-- --><\/ol>\n<div class=\"navigation\">\n<div class=\"alignleft\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"alignright\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"respond\">\n<form action=\"\/wp-comments-post.php\" method=\"post\" id=\"commentform\">\n<div class=\"leaveComment\">\n<fieldset>\n<legend><span>leave a comment<\/span><\/legend>\n<div class=\"commentForm\">\n<div class=\"commentAuthorInfo\">             <label>Name: <em>Required<\/em> <input type=\"text\" name=\"author\" id=\"author\" value=\"\"><\/label>             <label>Email: <em>Required, not published<\/em> <input type=\"text\" name=\"email\" id=\"email\" value=\"\"><\/label>             <label>Homepage: <input type=\"text\" name=\"url\" id=\"url\" value=\"\"><\/label><\/div>\n<p><label>Comment:         <textarea name=\"comment\" id=\"comment\" cols=\"50\" rows=\"20\"><\/textarea><\/label><\/p>\n<div id=\"cancel-comment-reply\">         \t<small><a rel=\"nofollow\" id=\"cancel-comment-reply-link\" href=\"\/free-standup-win-a-pair-of-tickets-for-josie-long-live\/#respond\" style=\"display:none;\">Cancel Reply<\/a><\/small><\/div>\n<p><input type=\"submit\" value=\"post comment\"> <input type=\"hidden\" name=\"comment_post_ID\" value=\"14493\"><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/fieldset>\n<\/div>\n<p><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"comment_post_ID\" value=\"14493\" id=\"comment_post_ID\"> <input type=\"hidden\" name=\"comment_parent\" id=\"comment_parent\" value=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"akismet_comment_nonce\" name=\"akismet_comment_nonce\" value=\"d1134f993c\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"ak_js\" name=\"ak_js\" value=\"188\"><\/p>\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"pageNav\">\n<div class=\"prev\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"next\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Free standup! 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