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  • 30 Day Song Challenge

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    Only the most tenuous Berlin connections here (Booka Shade, and, er… Mathew Jonson and Emika live here… oh, and Iggy Pop used to!), but what can I say? I love music. That’s why I’m Music Editor for BANG BANG BERLIN, and that’s why I write for Resident Advisor. That’s why, even when I’m not being paid for it, I love to bang on about music, and that’s why I enjoyed doing the Facebook 30 Day Song Challenge so much. For anyone lucky enough not to be my friend on Facebook, here are my nominations in full…
    (BONUS BEATS! For anyone lucky enough to have access to Spotify – sorry Germany! – here’s a link to a playlist of most of the tracks)

    Day 01 – My Favourite Song: Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill
    I hated having to chose just one favorite song, but then I played it and got chills and welled up.
    Perfection.

    Day 02 – My Least Favourite Song: Björk – It’s Oh So Quiet
    It stuck out like a sore thumb on the otherwise perfect album Post; it played into the hands of both critics and fairweather fans who thought of Björk as just a kooky pop pixie (rather than a genius); it’s a Big Band number etc etc.

    Day 03 – A Song That Makes You Happy: Cancer Bats – Black Metal Bicycle
    “Some people call me a nihilist / Say I don’t believe in a thing / Well I know that can’t be true / Cos baby I believe in you!”

    Day 04 – A Song That Makes You Sad: Nine Inch Nails – Something I Can Never Have
    This has been with me, from the first girl to break my heart to the very last.

    Day 05 – A Song That Reminds You of Someone: The Cure – Lovesong
    For Zoë.


    The Cure – Lovesong – MyVideo

    Day 06 – A Song That Reminds You of Somewhere: The Grand Spectacular – Being A Dickhead’s Cool
    ♥ / H8 London Fields.
    (BONUS BEATS! Read about the whole London Fields dickhead/hipster phenomenon here)

    Day 07 – A Song That Reminds You of An Event: Booka Shade – Night Falls (Larry Gold’s ‘Night Falls Over Philly’ String Version)
    When I got married I walked down the “aisle” to this. It was a tiny room so I only heard about 10 seconds of it; listening back to it confirms that this is the perfect wedding march.

    Day 08 – A Song That You Know All the Words To: Vanilla Ice – Ice Ice Baby
    “Cookin’ MCs like a pound of bacon!”

    Ice Ice Baby, in stills from BURBS on Vimeo.

    Day 09 – A Song That You Can Dance To: Mathew Jonson – Marionette

    Day 10 – A Song That Makes You Fall Asleep: Emika – Count Backwards
    No offence to the delightful Em, but this induces sonic somnolence.
    (BONUS BEATS! Read my interview with Emika here)

    Day 11 – A Song From Your Favorite Band: Deftones – Knife Prty
    I don’t rrrreally have a favourite band but this one have never put a foot wrong.
    (BONUS BEATS! I did a mix inspired by, and featuring, this track, available over here)

    Day 12 – A Song From A Band You Hate: Oasis – Champagne Supernova
    During the Oasis VS Blur “Britpop wars” of the 90s I was firmly on the side of FUCK YOU ALL.
    This was the least shit song to some out of the whole tiresome affair.

    Day 13 – A Song That Is A Guilty Pleasure: Phil Collins – Against All Odds
    Only, I don’t feel one iota of guilt.

    Day 14 – A Song That No One Would Expect You To Love: Kelly Clarkson – Because of You

    Day 15 – A Song That Describes You: Gary Numan – Me! I Disconnect From You
    The “Cars” star presages my social media addiction:
    “You could tell from conversations / I was waiting by the screen… Please don’t turn me off / I don’t know what I’m doing outside”

    Day 16 – A Song That You Used To Love But Now Hate: Korn – Twist
    I don’t have much hate left – it took a lot out of me just championing nu metal on a daily basis. But looking back, there is plenty to be embarrassed about, particularly in Korn – all neatly encapsulated in these 50 seconds of Tazmanian-devil nonsense.

    Day 17 – A Song That You Hear Often On The Radio: Iggy Pop – Blah Blah Blah
    I’ve always hated radio, because there’s not enough music and there’s too much of this: blah blah blah.
    (BONUS BEATS! To find out what I hear on the closest thing to radio that I listen to, check me out on last.fm)

    Day 18 – A Song That You Wish You Heard On The Radio: John Cage – 4’33”
    What’s with all the radio questions? Last time I checked we lived in the 21st Century and had more ways than ever to *choose* what we listen to. Why do we need radio?
    Here’s what I like to hear from the radio: silence.

    Day 19 – A Song From Your Favorite Album: Faith No More – Kindergarten

    Day 20 – A Song That You Listen To When You’re Angry: Glassjaw – Pretty Lush
    Pure screamo sadomasochism. No one plays both the victim and the aggressor quite like Glassjaw.
    “I wish you a broken heart and a happy new year”

    Day 21 – A Song That You Listen To When You’re Happy: Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies
    When I’m what? Just kidding…
    “Hey ladieeeeeeeeees – Get – Funkay”

    Day 22 – A Song That You Listen To When You’re Sad: Kanye West – Welcome to Heartbreak
    This is different how to Day 04 (A Song That Makes You Sad)? Luckily I have endless reserves of miserable music. Here’s some from Kanny’s (genius) emo period. Nice jumper.
    (BONUS BEATS! Here’s the EMO TEARZ ;_( playlist I put together to coincide with an article I wrote for the print version of Pamflet. Sorry, Spotify again!)

    KANYE WEST “Welcome to Heartbreak” Directed by: NABIL from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

    Day 23 – A Song That You Want To Play At Your Wedding: Art of Noise – Moments in Love
    I’ve already used mine and Zoë’s wedding march (Day 07), so this is for when I take a second wife. By then I’ll be so cursed I won’t worry it being a bad omen (it also soundtracked Madonna and Sean Penn’s nuptials).

    Day 24 – A Song That You Want To Play At Your Funeral: Haste The Day – When Everything Falls
    Because of the triumph-over-death lyrics, because of the Christian message that my parents may be able to tease out, but mostly because I’ll have a captive audience.
    “I will stand, I will stand / When everything falls away / I will fight this war forever, or until I die”
    (BONUS BEATS! An article I wrote when I first discovered Christian metal † m/ † )

    Day 25 – A Song That Makes You Laugh: Liam Lynch – United States of Whatever
    “…that’s cool”

    Day 26 – A Song That You Can Play On An Instrument: Nirvana – About A Girl
    The first few chords at least.

    Day 27 – A Song That You Wish You Could Play: Fleetwood Mac – Big Love
    I’m normally of the opinion that acoustic guitars are for gays, but Lyndsey Buckingham rips it with this.

    Day 28 – A Song That Makes You Feel Guilty: Estelle – Someone Like You

    Day 29 – A Song From Your Childhood: Michael Jackson – Thriller
    One of my few childhood memories is pouring over the sleeve of this record on our dining room floor.

    Day 30 – Your Favorite Song At This Time Last Year: Obituary – Final Thoughts
    Who can remember back that far? I can’t, but I faintly listening to a lot of Obituary after seeing them live (the night before this video was recorded). Enjoy!

    2 Responses to “30 Day Song Challenge”

    1. Markus says:

      Really like the selection. List is a little old, I know. But some of my favourite songs are gone. Found some links to them:

      The Cure – Lovesong (https://www.clipfish.de/musikvideos/video/2961717/the-cure-lovesong/)
      Korn – Twist (https://vimeo.com/25403387)
      Michael Jackson – Thriller (https://www.clipfish.de/musikvideos/video/2747827/michael-jackson-thriller-25th-anniversary-epk/)
      Faith no more – Kindergarten (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWvXQP1K0J4)

      Hope could help :)

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  • Iggy and Otis

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    We’re not ready to show you the new flat as it looks pretty depressing without furniture – but these little fellas seem to be liking it!

    iggy and otis

  • The Dummkopf’s Guide to Subletting

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    When you arrive in Berlin, chances are you’ll end up in a flatshare or a sublet. While we’ve no experience of the former, having too many things (and cats) to squeeze into a single room, we can impart some wisdom about the latter. On paper subletting is straightforward – you pays your money (bills included) and move into an apartment which is set up with everything you’ll need for your first few months in Berlin. In reality, it’s anything but simple.

    Here are some tips to help you circumnavigate the surprisingly tricksy waters of subletting:

    Plant

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    DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!

    Berliners may be liberal compared to other Germans, but the fact that you are looking after their home means they expect you to take extra-special care of it. They might act all cool and “whatever” and “mi casa su casa” but they expect to find it exactly how they left it (if not cleaner). When the tenants of our first sublet returned, they grilled us on the whereabouts of a mouldy old bathmat, a bowl made out of banana skins (something I think we would remember seeing) and some missing coathangers. Because, in their minds, we moved in, used their stuff and put it back in all the wrong places. Cheeky, huh?

    WATER THE PLANTS!

    It’s not enough that Berlin is one of the greenest cities in Europe (with 2,500 public green spaces!); its residents are all about bringing the outside indoors. They all have plants, and they love those plants – even more than we love our cats, which is worrying. So when we asked one tenant what we could do with plants that may have been poisonous to our kitties, we should have known that the response “I don’t care” meant something like “leave them with my neighbours” not, say,”just throw them in the trash”. Oopsie!

    DON’T LOSE THE KEYS!

    Keys

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    So we’re probably sounding like nightmare guests right about now. This one’s my bad. Within our first month, I’d managed to drop a set of keys down those grates that are conveniently located in front of every door in Berlin. The set with the keys to the post box attached – so we had to replace that as well as trying to replace the keys. You should know: the chunky keys to the front door of your building, with the ID number on, are basically impossible to replace (I think the tenant has to submit an application to the building manager). So, as we were helpfully told at the latest handover, “if you’re going to lose a key, don’t lose this one” – as he handed it to us, attached to the rest of our single set of keys.

    DON’T EXPECT TO HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED!

    All Berliners are, to some degree, hippies. That’s why they live here and not, say, downtown Manhattan. That’s why they all have plants, and that’s why they need very little else. Pretty early on, we faced up to the fact that a dishwasher is a luxury, but here are just a few of the things we were amazed that people could live without: a kettle; a toaster; a can opener and, more importantly, a bottle opener; curtains; warm showers. We did, however, find plenty of dirty socks and underwear, and healthy chunks of hair clogging up the drain of that freezing cold shower. Nice.

    DON’T GET COMFORTABLE!

    The actual tenants of your sublet are going to be back before you know it. Even if it’s not plain sailing, chances are you’ll fall in love with your nice big (compared to London or New York) apartment, and your new life in it. Just bear in mind, you’ll probably burn through another four of these before you finally settle down, so don’t get attached!

    PS for major LOLS from the tenant’s point of view, check out this great blog on Vice from someone whose neighbour sublet his Berlin apartment while he was away.

    9 Responses to “The Dummkopf’s Guide to Subletting”

    1. […] how to get a visa, where to get a social security number for work, how to tackle the job market and subletting, to sorting out your banking and good places to hang out for networking. Clients are emailed a list […]

    2. […] and hooked up with the internet. (Although they also come with strings attached – see our Dummkopf’s Guide to Subletting to avoid potential pitfalls!) Start by looking at Craigslist – as long as you don’t pay […]

    3. […] for, but it’s a subject we’ve skirted around in the past. We’ve broken down subletting in Berlin and given forth about creative migration, expat culture and gentrification (phew!), but none of […]

    4. […] probably quite lucky (James and Zoë share their subletting experience in this hilarious Dummkopf’s Guide to Subletting). I don’t want to jinx it so I’m not getting into too much detail for now because […]

    5. Suzy says:

      This is hysterical! Bowl made out of banana skins! Ha!

    6. Luci says:

      Brilliant post!
      We’re currently on our 4th sublet (and just gearing up to either bring the cats over and settle in for longer or return to that NYC apartment). We more or less experienced all that in one or the other apartment. While we don’t have our own lease, we are now proud owners of: a water boiler, coffee maker, bottle opener, can opener… and yes, our very own curtains and curtain rods (make that adjustable shower rods from IKEA that don’t leave a mark on the wall) – and no extra 35 Euro house keys…
      – Luci

      • James says:

        Glad to hear we’re not alone. Having our own apartment (as of yesterday) feels like wearing the Big Boy Pants – exciting but a little scary. I think (totally unbiased) you should stay and bring the cats over!

      • Lola says:

        Supeoirr thinking demonstrated above. Thanks!

    7. Eric Noble says:

      so true my friend!!

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  • Making Friends at Mauerpark

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    Last weekend I met the wonderful Gabby from Gypsy*Diaries for a fun day of street style papping at Mauerpark. With our mutual love of photography, fashion and Berlin (of course!), we had way too much in common to leave our friendship just in the bloggersphere, and so took the plunge to meet up in person (a scary notion for us web folk!). After meeting and chatting for hours about everything from camera lenses to jewellery designers (we’re a weird breed I admit it), we made the most of the glorious spring sunshine and went off to snap some beautiful Berliners. Thankfully, unlike most blind dates, the day was a resounding success and we’ve vowed to make it a regular occurrence which I’m really excited about so watch this space!

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    Photos by Gabby at Gypsy*Diaries

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    The lovely Gabby herself!

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    1. kelly ann says:

      I totally love reading your blog. I came across it when I was looking at things I enjoy. im moving to berlin in January from London your home town ???? to work in fashion. Keep on writing this stuff. Its good to know theres more English folk in Berlin

    2. katja says:

      that makes me want to hang with more blog-people too! i just met one the other day and it’s virtually been life-changing. quite literally ????

      • Zoe says:

        so glad to hear that Katja! The good thing is that a lot of the people who live here, and especially those in the blogging world, have so much in common – whether it’s fashion, photography, writing or just generally being very sociable friendly people!…coming over from London we’re still quite shocked at how nice everyone is here! so yeah, if you ever fancy meeting for a “blogging date” just let me know;)

    3. Zoe says:

      thanks a-m!! got it the first week we were here, in a vintage shop for like €30..score!! x

    4. a-m says:

      zo that coat is LUSH!

    5. Eric Noble says:

      lovely pics baba and its wonderful to make new mates!!!!!!

    6. Liz Wood says:

      LOVE!!

      miss you

      x

      • Zoe says:

        miss you too lovely!! just spotted your email so you HAVE to tell me ALL about the new job!! so exciting:)…are you ever on Skype?? maybe we could plan a proper catch up on there??xx

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  • Inside Berghain

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    We’re such teases. If you came here expecting a glimpse inside Berlin’s supergay superclub, forget it – pretty much the only rule the place has is “NO PHOTOS!” If you want more details about what Berghain actually looks like inside (and where exactly to get your freak on), let us suggest these epic articles on Slow Travel Berlin, BANGBANGBERLIN and Resident Advisor.

    Instead, we’re listing our favourite attempts to describe the iconic club, in ascending order of awesomeness:

    5) “The Best Club in the World” – every dance music publication, every other year

    Most recently, Resident Advisor in 2008 and DJ Mag in 2009.

    4) “You know that episode of The Simpsons, when Homer takes Bart to a steel mill that turns into a gay club? That.” – @johnontheweb

    (Apologies for the shit video quality, but it’s impossible to get decent Simpsons clips online. You get the idea.)

    3) “The techno Crystal Maze” – our mate Dan

    Orbital at Berghain last weekend:

    Orbital play Berghain


    2)”The vampire club from Blade” – fellow expat Berliner Heather

    In terms of the club’s energy and aesthetic, this is spot on. Also, Berghain is full of sucking and spraying fluids, but of an altogether different kind.

    (Sorry, that’s truly disgusting.)

    1) “…”

    Of course, none of the above descriptions do the place justice. I was in Berghain last Saturday and couldn’t muster the words to describe it (and not for the reasons you might think – I was stone-cold sober). You’ll just have to find out for yourself what make the club so special – if you can make it past the notoriously selective door staff. Good luck!